This is my favorite post in this thread.

Dam you..+1

Maryland hasn’t given anyone outside the Big Ten much reason to think about them since the early Ralph Friedgen years

This is Isaiah Carey. His segments come on late and night and Hes kinda known for it...you might recall this one:

“Buck Farmer,” what a name.

If the whole baseball thing doesn’t work out, he can always become a prosperity gospel preacher.

This story is just saturated with shittiness. As usual with this type of thing, the child is the only redeeming aspect of it.

One bone of contention. Too many Northeast teams opening at home in March. Half the league is in warmer climates, or has a dome. Freezing my ass off on Opening Day just sucks.

Now all I can think about is a cardboard cutout of Mike Chernoff in a bikini.

And to think, you still had a better night than Ted Cruz.

The 49ers are incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful punter.

Too bad—he’s one of the team’s mane assets.

I should pommel you for that joke.

Don’t pay him any attention—you’ll just spur him on.

They hoofed him out of there real quick. Too bad for him though, he was jockeying for a raise.

Apparently, his Achilles wasn’t too stable.

This is a serious injury, dude, quit horsing around.

Not great for the team either. They’ll have to pony up for his replacement.

I filly bad for him.

ouch. That looks like it mustang.

Super happy for the Indians, they really deserve this (sustained) success. Incredible work by the front office in recruiting and nurturing talent.