You can feel the waves of pure, unbridled hate radiating from Robinson in those clips.

Dude, I was once like you. I believed that my comments simply pointing out the poor logic of deadspinners’ comments would be read fairly and accurately. I used to argue with people that they were engaging in all sorts of ludicrously over the top logical flaws when they responded to my comments. And then I realized it…

I would argue that people opposing his method are opposing his message. Dictating to someone the platform they’re using (in this case arguably the biggest and most opportune platform possible for a football player) is trying to undercut the message while specifically not outwardly criticizing the message.

A totally cogent and measured answer...that I’m sure will be received well here.

This inexorable frittering of getting to third, getting sent back to second and juggling the two infinitely is triggering some serious ptsd from my high school dating life.

How much longer until Deadspin starts covering eScorts?

+3/5 of a star

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

[Announces a RB can read the defense]

Kombucha, man.

He always was a fan of taking the under.

That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.

That was his talking hand too.

I kept being a Kyrie fan after he said the earth was flat even though I couldn’t stop thinking about it every time I saw him. But fuck this guy. He would have been flailing around with a losing Cleveland team without Lebron. Go ahead and get the fuck out, Kyrie.

Yeah, what a heads up play.

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

d’oh

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so proud to be so shitty.

Actually, Charley might have the right idea. Jered Weaver is making $3 million this year to be useless on the mound.