See! They can’t even dunk anymore!!

I feel it has to be found somewhere in the AP Stylebook that when quoting Stephen A Smith, that you must use ALL CAPS.

He’s not the player the Cavs’ want...but he may be the one they knee’d.

While the victim can still pursue a civil action, she’s probably hesitant since any suit she can wrap Irvin up in is bound to be ugly, loud, and more than likely pinstriped.

That is clearly not the moustache of a sexual assailant.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

Racism? At an Indians game?

Maybe watersports.

Two obvious takes

My wife and I only buy gas from Costco and it saves us twice what we pay in membership. Costco and PSLs aren’t even close to being the same thing. The business strategies are different. Costco uses an upfront cost and lack of amenities (like bags) to keep the cost to the consumer low. PSLs exist to extract the maximum…

The Warrior will also accept 60% ownership in your start up.

As the parent of a teen boy who LOVES watching this kind of social media prank bullshit, yes, you are right. I have had the following conversation so many times: “Just because Joog Squad does this stuff, does not make it cool, and you won’t be getting a sponsorship if you’re just copying other social media…

That’s a burner. So Miami doesn’t find out about the cities he’s screwing on the side

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

It’s an occupational hazard.

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

Meh, he threw it the wrong way.