Having listened to the attached clip I believe the targets of his ire was as follows: The English language, the person in charge of mic levels on First Take, and everyone waiting for their car to get fixed across America.

(obligatory Trump joke) - sad!

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(Veiled threat accompanied by an intimidating .gif)

In case he is Chillin’ at (location 1) but gotta show some love to all his (adjective 1) fans at (adjective 2) (location 2)? @Virzon #Crazyfast5G?

One is set to count down the time until free agency.

Why is he wearing TWO watches???

(Snide retort in disagreement)

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

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They seem to, but a few years later they disappear in a ponzi scheme.

Looks like somebody drew a face on a thumb.

That letter is a lot less comical sans the font.

There are most likely rules in the NBPA against players taking management roles. I know there are rules against an owner being a player (remember when Jordan was going to come back for a game against the Heat?) and I suspect they extend to GMs as well. I would also imagine there are provisions against outside…

Not if the name of the GM is Bejron Lames

They should just hire me. I’ll listen to Lebron and do nothing but waste time on Deadspin all day instead of trying to do my own thing.

Yes, there are rules in the CBA which prevent teams from providing players financial compensation aside from their salary as a player, because this would allow them to circumvent the salary cap. It’s why we haven’t had a player-coach since, I think, Dave Cowens.

Any golfer who has been around John Daly after a bender has seen this sort of thing before.

Sequels are never as good.

BACNE with an arrow pointing downward