I can’t wait for Bryce Harper’s DOUCHENOZZLE to be lettered in a 180-degree arc across his shoulder blades.
I can’t wait for Bryce Harper’s DOUCHENOZZLE to be lettered in a 180-degree arc across his shoulder blades.
According to a report from Jeff Passan at Yahoo Sports, Major League Baseball will change its uniform policies for on…
Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.
whatever. She still won the popular slope.
[sees flipping skills]
Yasiel Puig opened up the scoring in tonight’s Dodgers-Cleveland game with a two-run dinger, and he celebrated…
I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…
Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.
Tahoe, huh. What is he, the token Hispanic?
“...And this just in...haled.”
I dunno; seems pretty hard-hitting to me.
That’s why I don’t watch the local news. Nothing but endless puff pieces.
Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.
African or European?
OBVIOUSLY ORANGE.
Going to Brooklyn does sound fairly career threatening.
Blue! No! Green! Yearrrrgh!!!
Ninja Turtles are green, Prosecution rests Your Honor.
PURPLE IS THE COLOR OF ROYALTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!