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I can’t wait for Bryce Harper’s DOUCHENOZZLE to be lettered in a 180-degree arc across his shoulder blades.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

[sees flipping skills]

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the

Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.

Tahoe, huh. What is he, the token Hispanic?

“...And this just in...haled.”

I dunno; seems pretty hard-hitting to me.

That’s why I don’t watch the local news. Nothing but endless puff pieces.

Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.

African or European?

OBVIOUSLY ORANGE.

Going to Brooklyn does sound fairly career threatening.

Blue! No! Green! Yearrrrgh!!!

“Bullshit”

Ninja Turtles are green, Prosecution rests Your Honor.

PURPLE IS THE COLOR OF ROYALTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!