That dude really sold the flop. A+

Duke definitely has nightmares about Newman, and about every other black man for that matter. Wait... we’re talking about David, right?

In related news, the Browns just hired Sam Hinkie to replace John Dorsey.

Geez, man. My dog is going to die someday. You wanna talk about that, too?

This is a good comment made better by the username.

MLB: Judge not, that ye be not judged. 

First move in this offseason’s quarterback race? Alex Smith (and if anyone cares) Tyrod Taylor disagree.

The most upsetting thing about the video is that this crazy person is driving a nicer car than me.

Joel Embiid needs to be Joel Em-bed, right?

“Those fools were objectively terrible at their Duke-killing-attempts per assassination achieved ratio.”

Colson owes his Duke-killing success to his mentor, Gavrilo Princip.

Why so Droopy, Ross? (And what’s up with the gun?)

That Berman said something inappropriate to a woman is the most credible news to come out of ESPN in years.

Ex-Gymnast Won’t Bend Over Backward for USOC Any Longer.

Is it too early to declare the new-look Cavs trash?

By the looks of that last picture, egos weren’t the only thing getting stroked last night. Watch those hands, Joel.

Any suggestions on what we might rename Mt. Denali, North America’s biggest pile of shit?

I’m not saying she isn’t smashing with Gronk — I assume she is — but she’s reproducing with TB. Which is why Kraft is footing the bill.

A possibility. But I gotta imagine Kraft is looking for TB 2.0.

Tom Brady’s definitely the dad, right?