Nice try. Alabama should be in the playoffs because it won the first round of the playoffs. Do you see the flaw in that kind of reasoning?

This is a bad, thoughtless take (made obvious by the unnecessary shot at the end). No one in this thread said OSU should have been in last year, and the final score of the Fiesta Bowl showed why they shouldn’t have been — just like Alabama.

If ever there were a time to drag that overused line out, this was it. Nice work.

Curt Schilling says Paul Nehlen is not a racist because Paul Nehlen has never directed any racially motivated comments at Curt Schilling.

Seriously. Not sure what else they expected him to do. It’s like handing me a nudey mag and then shaming me for looking at it.

Yeah, but they weren’t playing him. This is the most unnecessary pile on in Pittsburgh since Primanti’s put fries on my sandwich.

Beginning to think the NFL stands for Not For Ladies.

I thought the skipper was supposed to be the last one to abandon ship.

OJ Simpson, George Zimmerman, and Casey Anthony come to mind.

Broncos over Colts — no surprise there.

The most interesting stat here might be that Scott apparently made the bigs as an ump in his mid 20s. Curious what the average age is for first time major-league umpires.

I told you so.

Fucking Alabama. Is it too late to call a mulligan on the Civil War?

It’s not just his teeth making that awful combination of images and sounds; it’s his whole head.

With their new-found time, Eli and Ben should make a buddy flick together. Call it “They Might Be Giants.”

Not sure why this is a big deal. We’ve been shitting on Buffalo for years.

Did you see the memo about this? You see, LeBron is the Greatest of All Time, and he could build a not very good excel sheet from the bench before his legs go numb. So, if you could remember that next time you post a comment, that’d be great. And I’ll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of the memo.

This LeBron guy has real potential. You heard it here first.

Is this a hooded reference to the unibomber?

So... he’s converting, but to what???