Uh, stick to basketball, Dolan?

The last time I got fucked up by a guy in a tie-dye shirt, I passed out and missed the entire Phish show.

Tim, you’re throwing good opinions after bad. Maybe you missed the TKO at the end of Jack’s tweet. It stands for Technical Knock Out, and it means he won the debate.

Somehow this is Lane Kiffin’s fault.

This is the Indian equivalent to high-elevation training.

Trump should learn some history before he mouths off again. You know what great American also didn’t stand for the National Anthem? FDR.

The shameless cash grab is the most/only American thing about this song.

Guess he was showing the foxy women of Ohio is his O’Neill-face.

Who are we rooting for here?

Whiter ingredients. Whiter pizza. Papa John’s.

He needs more Nanobubbles, not Tom’s snake oil.

Ironic that a team with a horseshoe on its helmet and a QB named Luck has none.

So, uh, this’ll make Dusty feel better.

Not shown: The other 6,437 failed attempts to get this shot.

I’ve got an idea! But first I need to know — can Conor McGregor skate?

Then maybe you haven’t tried the oven roasted turkey.

As a boy, I always dreamed that I too would deliver for game 1 , and tonight that dream came true. My folks said it was a mistake to leave college for this opportunity, but I’ll tell you this, everyone in LA will know my name by the end of this Series. I’m the best driver Papa John’s has.

This is good, but doesn’t it mean he’ll be convicted?

“In a fog” is a literal and figurative description of how the Falcons played that game.

Beast Rode?