(Actually, this would be amazing. Trump steps into the Rose Garden for a press conference, and Beverley is immediately in his face, bumping him, swatting his stupidly long tie from behind, defending the mic...)

And then on the other basketball-colored dope in DC?

Does anyone know how to hack someone’s iCloud? Asking for a friend.

Reminds me of this gem:

That dismissive waive is the basketball equivalent of throwing paper towels at hurricane victims.

Predictable lawyer response: This isn’t a 1st Amendment issue. The Constitution, and specifically the Bill of Rights, protects citizens from government (or state) action, which is the reason people are often wrong when they screech about the right to free speech. If my private employer wants to make and enforce a rule…

Kudos to Rick for lasting longer this time than he did in any previous sex scandal.

Is this one of those “If a tree falls in the forest” things?

I support the Seahawks’ cause, but I question their decision to boycott the endzone this season.

Did that beard come with a remote cabin in the woods of Montana?

The Triple Lindy.

Somewhat off topic but also related: Years ago I remember reading a newspaper article about a high school kid who had kicked some ridiculously long, record-setting field goal in the final seconds of a game. The length of the kick was the point of the article. Fine. The article ended with the brief note that the…

Gonna guess the Stros won’t be in a hurry to pick up Harvey.

2017 has been a terrible year for Harveys.

It definitely would be entertaining, and I think Kaep could be good for the Bungles (but bad for those of us in Cleveland). But it doesn’t matter whether he likes Skyline because the Browns have a better chance of making the playoffs than he does of getting a call from Cinci.

Don’t think it matters.

Chargers plugged into LA scene but fail to re-energy fan base.

Where the fuck is Parcheesi, Laura?!?

The good news is that teams won’t need to lie for long. If fatigued players are forced to play, they’ll get hurt soon enough.

However many stars this gets won’t be enough.