I hate people. That is all.

The transcripts are always more horrific than the audio.

I’ve said this around here before, but I feel like the moment someone demonstrates they’re ugly on the inside, their physical appearance is fair game, not sorry.

Mine left the second Hillary *fucking* Clinton got the nomination.

People call us “Massholes” for a reason :-D

Yep, that last thing was a meme before we were calling it that.

Yeah, I never got the MGK thing either. Imo he’s Post Malone without the face tattoos. Also I could see him getting face tattoos in the future.

The sister with the natural nose is prettier. I hope she keeps it.

I wanted to say Bonnie Raitt since I thought she got sober about 30 years ago, but I googled and she doesn’t have kids. Oh well.

I’m going to c/p my reply to the OP right here:

An acquaintance of mine in the early 90s told the grossest (and only) blumpkin story I’ve ever heard. Let’s just say there was excessive drinking involved, the girl’s gag reflex was triggered by the booze, bj or the shit smell; she puked on him causing him to puke all over her, in her hair and everything. I remember…

Sounded like the Black Wall St mural gets to stay and they’re painting over the street.

Can’t believe I got so far into the comments without seeing this.

Holly was far and away my favorite commenter on here. If I recall correctly, she didn’t stick around very long after Splinter went away and Deadspin killed its comment section. I keep hoping to see her back someday.

I remember reading about these guys a few years ago.

Holy shitballs. Seek professional help.

I admit that my white *privilege got me where I am today. How am I selling out by saying Black Lives Matter too?

That was the best thing I saw on Twitter today!

You can fuck right off with that shit. I’m white as they come, have pre-Revolutionary ancestry on both parents’ sides (New England on one, what’s now the DC area on the other). In fact, one of my parents’ family crest is part of the flag of one of the original 13 colonies (yes direct relatives not just someone with…