It’s satire, but where’s the lie?

Unaccountable secret federal police

The crow had probably stashed it there and came back for it. Crows are smart.

Crows, ravens, jays and other corvids are resourceful and excellent problem solvers. And they seem like they take a little joy in life. Crow for the win.

Yes. Yes it does. Just one example:

This is pre-2011, but about sums it up.

Kind of like when Ron DeSantis warned Florida voters not to “monkey this up” by voting for Andrew Gillum; meanwhile he looks like this:

Lol, nice catch.

I want to know why they always have such bad hair.

That is very hard to look at.

Indeed.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again - this is what “TDS” looks like:

Hahaha, I came up in the Boston music scene (white punk rock chick if it matters) and the FSU’s/skinheads were the biggest pussies.

I had no idea about HR, thanks for including the link.

I believe yours is the correct take. When he’s not doing his absurd tough-guy posturing, he’s whining about what a victim he is.

Lol, sure buddy.

Major manic episodes can absolutely feature psychotic breaks (including “voices” and “visions”), no schizophrenia needed.