Nah, I don’t bear him any ill will, I’ll be interested to see how he works with a coach who isn’t Belichick. But thanks for reminding me it’s going to be a shitty football season if we even get one at all.

Yeah, I kind of figured. At least you’re dedicated to your craft unlike the many, many low-energy trolls around here.

You do realize you could just as easily replace “pro-choice” with “pro-life” in these memes, right? It’s still a logical fallacy.

She’s a Jewish Nazi like her husband. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

You’re still on about this?

Speaking of dog-whistles ...

When I hear someone mention “the flu,” 95% of the time they’re talking about Norovirus. People are idiots.

Hitler also liked his amphetamines.

Or the bridal shower game where you fashion a dress out of toilet paper.

Even Lindsey Graham disagrees with his take.

It’s difficult to stay on top of mask slippage when you don’t have either hand free.

Holy shit, you are not kidding.

“Minnesota Nice” when used correctly is ironic; it basically means passive aggressive. As a lifelong Northeasterner I need my snark, none of that “bless your heart” shit for me.

Wasn’t it Cindy Crawford as George Washington? At least that’s how I’m picturing it in my head and am too lazy to Google.

Slide into your new buddy’s DMs, you don’t get to say anything about the “mindset” of The Root’s readership or commentariat.

That guy better hope I never run across him in the wild because he will get one of these to the crotch.

My avatar would like a word.

You’re not on Jezebel.

Why do so many of these people look like thumbs?