All right, I get that almost no one looks good in a mugshot, but why is it I can practically always smell these genetic lottery winners from my home?

I’m not a big breakfast/brunch person but I always bring my own maple syrup when I do. I really believe most people who still use “pancake syrup” have never tried the real deal.

That is totally believable.

I considered that, if you look where I clicked on the three dots the username is wrong (legit account username is dremiliolizardo). He’s banking on community members not checking the name and starring the comment. Also I’m fairly certain the OG account doesn’t engage with the spoof account.

Also I’m pretty sure the OG Dr Lizardo doesn’t engage with him on principle.

Hard to imagine.

If you look where I clicked on the three dots it’s the wrong username. The legit account is dremiliolizardo. This guy just keeps finding new ways to be a psycho.

I just posted this over on another story, but now he’s replying to his own comments in an effort to get out of the greys.

Lol now he’s trying to get out of the greys by replying to his own comments.

Yup, even when reading, my brain translated it to “Natty Ice.”

Can confirm, my psycho ex was a Boston cop (and fortunately on the other side of the Rockies from me now). He’d get double and even triple-time depending on the detail.

Never forget the occult roots of the original Nazi party.

The James Woods episode, lol.

You’re welcome ;-)

Came here to say Gronk, thank you!

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Duly noted.

Speaking of that, this appears to be a new iteration: https://kinja.com/dremiliooclizardo/discussions

That was a fun thread, thanks for sharing.

Congrats on winning the genetic lottery, dumbass.