Ooops, just posted the same thing before reading pending comments. I heard that too.

I think I remember reading that tickets are issued to anyone who requests them regardless of venue capacity and then it’s first-come-first-served admission at the actual event. I like your idea better though.

Eat a dick, Tomato.

I believe that’s fake. There have been a few of those over the years which were later debunked by outlets like Snopes and Politifact. Not that I don’t think they would “stock” the rallies, just every time the Craigslist rumor comes up it turns out to be false.

That slimy little puke would absolutely make it his business to know such things.

You’re welcome.

I can still hear my dad’s voice saying, “Do NOT tell your mother.”

Whoever came up with cats having nine lives apparently never met a squirrel. They’re amazing.

I love this! All my personal mouse encounters have been facilitated by our now 19-year-old Maine Coon. What I don’t care for is if left to her own devices she’ll torture them for what seems like forever before she decides to finish the deed, so if the mouse doesn’t seem to be injured I’ll don a pair of gardening…

My husband doesn’t believe this story because he think mice don’t jump. The can if they want to.

Not even a little bit.

So true, and so good to see you again Scowly!

I read something similar in a medical journal in April, only it was saying if ~70% of the population have contracted it and there’s a vaccine. Chilling.

A good stupid meme with somehow the perfect soundtrack.

Most of the time, apparently.

:::wow:::

Can’t throw stones, I engage more than I probably should.

I saw a couple of his comments just this morning. Maybe over at A/V Club?

COTD.