He is the one person on earth whose death I will celebrate.

I’d vote for Ric Flair.

Facebook would be my guess.

Farfalle for sure for the pictured dish. Rigatoni is my favorite vehicle for a good Bolognese though.

I miss them so much.

Not just bleach apparently.

Here’s some “TDS” for you:

Filed to: Idiotic Shit You Believed At Age 15

The bigger problem is that the tourists get infected on their Vegas trip, come home spread it on every flight, airport, and then around their home cities and then no state has it under control.

Funny, I prefer the original to the “complete and uncut” edition. There were too many inconsistencies (e.g., references to things and people that weren’t part of American culture when the original book was written) making it obvious some if not all of the extra material was written and added in later. I’m sorry I…

The fact that most of these types of people are afraid to show their faces while screaming “FReEdOM!!@” demonstrates that there’s shame and self-loathing going on. As well there should be.

Definitely Dickensian.

White person here. Few will notice your absence, some may even rejoice.

https://blog.awkwardhuman.com/people-who-look-like-thumbs-do-they-really-exist-c69a55b7cba4

This, this, a thousand times this.

Fucking idiots.

I’d like to know also. Now I’m just picturing feathers of fecal matter floating through the air. Or possibly geysers of them. (My husband calls lingering bathroom smell “farticles” as farts are airborne fecal particles.)

Lick a boot.

I will (already do) miss the social aspect of going to the gym. So. Much.