Please continue to expand your catalog for the good of mankind.

Thanks for my first genuine lol of the day.

She’s old and her skirt covers her knees, no one noticed.

Whoa, who pissed in your cornflakes?

Nice.

I’m in Massachusetts and know actual children named Braeden, Jaden, Aiden, Aidan, and Kayden, so yep (Colt, Crew, and Shepard too). Also, the girls: Ainsley, Aubrey, Kinsley, Arya ... I’m missing a couple but you get the idea.

How do you even get out of bed every day?

They can’t be that young, their mother divorced their father 40 years ago.

Just aspirated my coffee, thanks! ;-D

Yes indeed. Par for the course for Eastie.

Ivana just looks like she was exhumed.

The economy’s going to tank no matter what, and it will be much, much worse if the healthcare system collapses and people are dying in their homes and on the streets. We are at actual risk of running out of body bags ffs. Vultures (actual vultures) can only do so much.

Also, fuck off.

What is scary is the longest this shit is active and jumping from person to person, there’s always a chance of it mutating.

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#FECKLESS

Lol!

He definitely has lifts in his shoes. It’s why he stands like this:

She strikes me as more of a cardio junkie, if anything. Weak muscle tone.

Given that neither one of them have any muscle definition ...