Lick a boot, fascist.

Yours is the correct answer.

Stone cold evil, and I don’t go around saying that about fellow humans either.

I don’t wish death on anyone except Mitch McConnell.

Shut up, you silly twat.

Well duh, manic pixie dream girl was already taken ;)

In case you missed it, the story’s as cringe-worthy as one might expect.

Indeed.

This for my 7-year-old youngest sibling, so I may have inadvertently (lol) tormented my own parents.

Gah, my younger sister in the mid-70s ate I don’t even know how much of the blue Play-Doh (why??????) when she was 3 or 4 (making me 5 or 6 at the time) and if my parents’ retellings are accurate came within a day of having to have surgery to remove it from her bowel. But no, just within time (again going by parents)…

Stephen King’s Pet Sematary for my (at the time) 11-going-on-12-year-old nephew. In my defense, it wasn’t to torment my sister and brother-in-law, I just thought he’d like it. Which he did, but couldn’t sleep with the lights off for about six months thereafter. He’s 15 now and we all laugh about it.

I think your grandma might be awesome.

Everyone is so easily triggered now that I can see one’s wanting to have a little fun with it if only to break up the day. Kaepernick is my father-in-law’s Kryptonite but I use him sparingly because it’s *almost* too easy. I’ll look forward to new material as it becomes available. The fuck is wrong with people they…

Lllllol at you and that cartoon. Have I mentioned lately the so-called right wouldn’t recognize irony if it walked up and shot them in the middle of Fifth Avenue? Bless your heart.

Going by his screen name, irony was never going to be his strong suit.

I found my current copy at a used book store in Wickford, RI. I’m pretty sure it’s out of print.

Medical expert Rash Lumber wants to be the first to tell American Patriots the common cold is also a caronavirus. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Still with these played out memes and gifs? U ok guy?

* now that my gag reflex has been stilled *