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That’s the one I keep coming back to. Whoosh!

Madoff swindled rich people though.

Ugh, this again? Challenge accepted.

Eat a dick, Tomato.

Dunning and Kruger would have so many questions.

Oh, it gets better:

Last time I cried was eight years ago when my dog lost his battle with osteosarcoma.

All you conservatives* do is cry. Boo fucking hoo.

What do you do when you’re not crying like a bitch?

Lindsey you li’l bitch, when you die, if there is a god (spoiler: there isn’t), that’s not who’s going to be calling you to account. Also love that that was a Tommy Chong tweet. Glad to know he’s still out there. On that note, it’s 4:20 somewhere!

Obligatory:

Not happening, Persnicks. I’d love to be wrong but I just can’t see it.

I hear ya. I used to hate-watch stuff once in a while but life’s short enough as it is.

Omg hilarious!

Hey, my friend, don’t ever give in to despair. What the hell were you doing watching that shit anyway?

New Englander here, “hot dish” is what you take to my Southern Baptist brother-in-law’s church social (“Hot Dish Suppers”). OTOH I’ve heard the food at these gatherings is out of this world. Certainly no cream of mushroom soup on tater tots. WTF?

Clearly not. Anyone who would whip a comb out of their purse in a rage and eat with it is nasty. Who does that? I’d sooner lick my phone screen. Also that recipe of hers is disgusting. Who ruins tater tots with condensed soup? If you want to gussy up your tots, just make totchos, people.

Indeed. This country is well and truly fucked.