Is the name a coincidence or have I seen you over on Medium?

The “stick-to-sports” assholes from Deadspin since the comments over there were disabled are also well represented.

He’d better wear these over his Depends.

Well said. Assuming the photo isn’t enhanced, even just the vascularity is concerning.

I dunno, I never felt like I wanted to smoke some weed and watch The View. Or watch The View.

Indeed. If “happy holidays” makes you go cross-eyed with rage, then just maybe it’s you.

I can’t believe this wasn’t on here, but my husband (then-boyfriend) and I had a beautiful - byooooootifulll - long-haired calico named Phoebe who everyone who came to the house always wanted to pet. So, fine, a few pets in she’d roll onto her back for belly rubs. No matter how much we warned people, she’d accept two…

A veterinarian I worked for back in the day had an English mastiff and thought it was a good idea to get down on the floor with him and play tug-o-war on all fours. (Long story short, he ended up with a gigantic goose-egg over his eye that didn’t go away for a week and was frankly lucky not to have been concussed.)

But for the name and breed of the cat, we could be sisters! (Ours was a brown mack tabby Maine coon named Cecelia.)

There’s also the fallacy that the right to say something gives whatever you say value.

Can confirm.

Seen in the replies on Twitter:

You’ll end up with this. Or worse.

I requested a Carvel cake for my birthday every year when I was a kid. (I didn’t think I liked actual cake until I started baking my own - it’s all about that buttercream, baby.)

So am I to understand that he deletes your comment by acknowledging it? This is a thing now? Fun times.

No way this guy hasn’t drafted a “manifesto” of his own. No way at all.

TBH I never really minded Tomato. Yes he was a pain in the ass, but I got a lot of legit lols out of his comments which is more than I can say about the cesspool these comment sections have become in the last few months.