Don’t steal a base when you’re up big late, don’t bunt to break up a no-hitter, don’t film players in the shower...JEESH! With so many unwritten rules, how can you expect everyone to follow them all???

Me too.

“And then I said, ‘The Lady IS a Tramp!’ HAHA! Eh, eh! You get it.”
“For the last fucking time, I’m not Tony Bennett.”

Should’ve come out in a cover Tua.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Now that’s some tape Rex Ryan will actually study.

Ate the W. Proves he elite anything

As a Spurs fan, I can confirm at the very least that I would be insufferable if Tottenham won the league.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

Barron was photographed rocking a head-to-toe Arsenal kit

Those Arsenal shorts are kind of small on him, huh? Maybe getting that game-worn Jack Wilshere kit wasn’t worth it after all.

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

In retrospect, it seens obvious: cats are not very good at basketball.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

The 49ers are incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful punter.

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

Of course this is doubtless true—pretty sure you can still coach football if you’re blind.

Covfefe’s Law.

Luck’s Dune book, like his offensive line, also has a weak front. And like the Colts’ D, the book can’t cover either.

Blah blah blah. Whatever.