The irony in the NFL forgetting why they are funding concussion research...

I feel dumb for trying to fact check this

This was my thought. The guy’s comments were rude to the hostesses, perhaps to the event, and I’m not interested in excusing them.

When pressed, Fisher says “has 7-9 good stories he could tell about Vince. But he is working hard every day to make them more competitive.”

Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

That whole team clearly has a checkered past.

A gold star to any team that does Who, What, I don’t know, Why, Because, Tomorrow, Today, and I Don’t Care.

I want all the players on one team to use each other’s names on their jersey just to confuse players and announcers.

Oi, roit, gits a star, this does

Kevin - “This course sucks!”

That’s what she said.

I think the issue is not the violence that Crosby enacted on Subban during the game, but rather the violence that Mike Milbury enacts on the American hockey-viewing public every time he opens his big, stupid mouth.

Lord help us if the roles were reversed. They would have had to scrape Milbury off the broadcast booth ceiling.

I’m sure their moment of silence will happen Sunni or later.

To be fair, when they put it to a vote only 15 of 19 Saudi players voted against participation.

The Kevin Everett news blooper...was right here (taps your chest)... the entire time

Since October is the tenth month of the calendar year, and a 10 looks tantalizingly similar to a skinny woman standing next to a fat chick, we are going to allow every skinny woman free entry if she brings a ticket-buying fat chick.

Rex Ryan, hands cupped behind his back, paces slowly around the thoroughbred, his gaze turned downward. Its hooves - so polished, so trimmed, so crack-free. He slides a bit closer, with a Cheshire-cat grin, rising to meet its eyes, and winks.

She could be the Ronnie Dobbs of passing out at public events.