He looks so full of life, and pcp

I liked him better when he was the janitor on Futurama.

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

[Colts hang up “2018 WYTS Finalist” banner in Lucas Oil Stadium]

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

Wilson plays on the first line

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

Put it on the poll Guillermo, does Alex Ovechkin look like he eats stinky food.

Keep in mind that the line is painted under a few inches of ice. This can cause, when viewing from an angle as we are in this shot, the parallax effect that “positions” the puck in such a way that it even creates the illusion of white space between the puck and the line, when in actuality what we’re seeing is the…

So, Matt Patricia is just Fat Mac in a Tommy Bahama shirt, correct?

Sprinkler Heads have been defending his passes for years, nice to see them improve against the run.

Judges were unable to score the performance as the monkey pouch made it unclear whether the man was attempting the short or long program.

+2 for ‘horse-based’; -1 for not using ‘equine’.

Clearly McDaniels just loves fucking over horse-based franchises.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Are you fucking Sirius, bro?

To be fair, a huge part of Ronaldo and Messi’s dominance in Balon d’Or/FIFA awards voting is scoring boatload of goals against shit Spanish clubs.

Maybe Rodney was just pissed the guy was filming in portrait mode.