“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay

Go back to England you redcoat son of a bitch.

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

“The ceiling?”

On tar paper, it’s no surprise that he’d favor UNC.

It has been a long time since I laughed as hard as I did when I pictured the UK fan putting that video together thinking it was going to be as impactful as the damn Zapruder film.

“What’s a roof?”

Shit, that sucks. Though, if anyone should’ve been able to prevent having his company’s name leaked, you’d think it’d be the roof guy.

Hockey Law can be weird

I read pissed as a verb in that headline.

JBL Charge 3

JBL Charge 3

is this even a competition? the JBL charge 3 blows all of these out of the water. ha. get it? seriously though it does, I’ve been collecting portable speakers for quite a few years now and for a reasonable price the charge 3 doesn’t have competition in terms of water resistance, sound and build quality.

is this even a competition? the JBL charge 3 blows all of these out of the water. ha. get it? seriously though it…

Thank you for highlighting the real lesson here: WORK THE BODY. Leaves no marks, and you’re less likely to hurt your hand if you hit ribs or kidneys instead of jaws. This is basic stuff, people.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

So what you’re saying is that Trump is just a distraction, and it’s Zuckerberg we should all be afraid of.

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

And he did it in his jammies!