unexpectedspiders
Unexpected Spiders
unexpectedspiders

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

Hey now. A one half suspension straightened Johnny Manziel out.

Grayson by far. It’s the Grayson Allen of names.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

I look forward to seeing him return in the second half of Duke’s next game.

He has the attitude and hairline to tread the Bundesliga-bench-to-San-Jose-Earthquakes-to-Media-Troll route that was trailblazed a decade ago.

Whether Stuttgart are back and performing well in the Bundesliga in a year or two, and whether the goals of Green are a key part in getting them there, is now a matter to a large extent in Green’s own hands.

Good god. What’s the big fucking deal. It’s just a finger.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

Did you know Gates played college basketball?

I understand all the hysteria, but let’s take it easy on this guy: he is single-handedly responsible for one of the only satisfying climaxes to a Chargers game this season.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

I hope this comment gets scissor-lifted to the top of the comments.

If Swinney wants a slow slide to the bottom, he should coach for Notre Dame.

I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

The proposal specifically bans rituals that require, “dressing up as women or wearing costumes that may be offensive to individuals based on their race, sex, nationality, age, sexual orientation, gender identify or other characteristic.”

This is huge for all those rookies who almost got forced to walk around wearing Minnesota Twins jerseys for 162 games.

Wait, is LeBron block truthering actually a thing? That’s an exciting development.