You mean the fact that Deadspin can’t link to NFL videos but the NFL CAN link to Deadspin videos?

These people are such idiots. Brandon Marshall plays for the Jets.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

I can’t believe you guys are spending time on this when there is a pizza parlor in DC tha

I know. It’s udderly ridiculous.

Problem solved.

That or take one picture with the state flag and every marylander will cream themselves

O’s GM: “Jose, we can’t sign you because our fans hate you.”

Eh, just get him to sprinkle some Old Bay into a Natty Bo and chug it down, and Marylanders won’t be able to buy his jersey fast enough.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

I don’t want to see people getting paid to have fun. It’s a job. Be miserable and earn your money like everyone else.