I'm not going to count to verify, but that IM conversation has to be more than the 1,500 words of the story itself.

I used to hold them upright to indicate robot mode.

Wake me when it's time for the reboot.

There was a plastic snap-together model of the Homer released over ten years ago.

"Take a pint of Jack and call me in the morning."

Being a Spambot isn't just a job. It's a calling.

Do you mean sexually?

Have you ever been to Brooklyn?

If the woman you're with can't laugh good-naturedly at your awkward requests for explicit consent, she isn't worth it.

RTT is da Furious Kat!

As mentioned above, Root Beer Guy was killed off at the request of his voice actor, who's also a writer on the show.

Those unusual line breaks are more characteristic of e e cummings than of Poe.

#NotAllGuys

Yet another Final Jeopardy question I know from Discworld.

We spent our Canada clicking on avc pages, didn't we ?

I think it also helps to think of the cube as something that's useful as opposed to a burden that you must escort. The cube is both a key and a shield against fire bolts.

I had the good fortune to play that level before the memes exploded, and i totally fell in love. The fact that glados repeatedly tells you not to fall in love with the cube made me love it all the more.

Wow, Communism is more lucrative than I thought. America lied!

What makes the game seem weak to me is how it doesn't have many risk/reward choices to make.

The starter decks are pretty unbalanced. My brother and I have played a couple games, and Jake's deck consistently won, regardless of which of us was playing it. It's fun, though.