Sadly, it did. He fainted dead away.

See, this is why we need doctor unknown. He could pull off the first paragraph without cracking.

AIRPLANE FOOD!

Wasn't that a picture of his wife next to him when Randy, et al., go find him and try to convince him to be a cop again? I'm thinking she's supposed to be dead or something.

The fact that this even has to be said is so fucking ridiculous.

As dismal as the pudding.

"Inconclusive. Please report to your local Vault."

What backgammon lacked in sophisticated character creation it more than made up for in cutting edge graphics and mechanics.

I'll allow it, along with alternate names for GG - Grumpygobbler being my favorite. BUT NOTHING ELSE!

I think we've had enough disparaging political portmeanteaux coined over the past fifteen years or so to last until the sun expands and consumes this miserable world in cleansing fire.

The sheer amount of salt generated from this announcement on certain corners of the internet will season my popcorn until I die. It's delicious.

More blood for the Blood God and whatnot.

Sir, we do not discriminate based on face. Please retract your libelous comment post haste.

One day he's going to come up with an alternative to evolution and win a Nobel Prize and Trump-senpai will notice him.

For real, though, it's not a good idea to use your real picture when engaging in political discourse on the internet - at least not your family's. Shit, any discourse. All it takes is one loon to go running back to an IRC full of likeminded psychos to begin harassing you.

lol

There's just eight or nine of us here on the entire site. We just like to keep things spicy.

That's fucking beautiful.

He also became pretty nasty and misogynistic at the end.

What have we done?!? The only one brave enough to demand physical mechanisms, and when presented with them also brave enough to reject them, is gone! We will rue the day.