Fuck me. Is everyone who thinks they're super smart also a raging misogynist? He addressed me as "lady" at one point because I guess he couldn't fathom an Alpha Male™ disagreeing with him.

Looks like Dr. Chad found the one Science problem He couldn't Solve: the Banhammer which falls on us all.

Fair enough. I'm going by the stereotypical Canada I like to imagine in my head.

You're fucking hopeless. I answered your questions but you refuse to actually listen. That's bullshit. Peace.

What is a theory?

No, you just don't know what you're talking about and it's veering into the territory of not being funny any more. You literally responded to me as if I said something I did not say. You don't know when the second law of thermodynamics is applicable. You don't know what a closed system is. It's fine to confuse "blood…

Oh my fucking god what the hell is even going on anymore.

You can't be serious. You just can't be seriously that bad at reading comprehension. What the fuck, dude.

I hope he shed one final tear for Liberty.

Did you seriously not just read what I wrote?

Fucking third rate, Ken Ham level arguments from a guy who decries evolutionary theory as "religion". Holy shit.

1) OK. That's weird because science engages with big questions that are hard to verify all the time, but you don't operate with the same definition of science that anyone I know does so it's to be expected. To be clear, when looking at the fossil record and through genetic analysis, our current understandings of…

If so he's sure fallen hard.

I'll be happy to tell you what causes genetic variation over time as soon as you answer the questions I asked you first.

That's Science, you fool! I just want to know what his alternate theory is. I'm sure it's good. It's gotta be.

I'm not going to play your bullshit game. I will answer your questions when you answer mine (and if you seriously don't know the cause of genetic variation over time, what the hell are you even trying to argue?).

They do like Anal Sex and Baby Killing, so of course it is. Also esoteric references to Physics.

Considering he won't answer the simple questions I asked him (what law of physics [or what he termed "Natural Physical Laws", I think] does evolution break? and do you have an alternate theory for speciation?), preferring instead to talk about whatever the fuck he feels like, I assume he'd just ask you what physical…

HE'S A SCIENTIST, DAMN IT!

Are we at the point where we can officially consider him the internet's wacky uncle? The one who sends us his updated manuscript or a skunk pelt every year for Christmas, and you really hope it's the pelt because you're sick of reading his revision notes?