I'm not even sure I'd consider it the discount brand around here in Detroit (though I'm not from here and am a short timer); it's as ubiquitous as Dr. Pepper in Texas or Coke in the rest of the South. It certainly doesn't seem to be considered trashy in and of itself.

Damn it, Bobby!

The gnosticism and whatnot.

The Battle of Adelaide, where the Soviets repelled an invading force of Nazis and subsequently set up the still strong People's Republic of Australia, is an oddly forgotten chunk of history.

A right mozzy wollop in a didjeridoo it'd be!

Nice try! We all know bakeries are a myth.

I mean, she's not wrong.

I have the most objective opinion of all!

He Stole My Heart And Presented It As His Own Without Attribution: Sleeping With A Plagiarist

It really raises the question about what a low end juice cleanse would be. Just aloe juice or something?

I always enjoyed moving into a new apartment and hooking up the cable "just to see". More often than not it worked.

He's Mirror Universe Leonard Pierce.

That's what ya get for all that jibber-jabber. It's pure applesauce.

See, we were a magnet school in a relatively lower middle class parish in Louisiana so we relied mostly on our very richest teammates to go to Wake Forest and the other big schools and bring back the goods. This would always result in six or seven massive Rubbermaid tubs full of evidence carted back in early August…

So will there be jokes about 13 year olds clumsily adapting Foucault's critiques of power structure to the World Wild Life Fund or the absurd cost of summer debate camps that serve as an effective barrier to many without the financial ability to hang out at Wake Forest all summer? Will I ever be vindicated for the…

That was way funnier than I expected. Great job, Anime Avatar Guy on YouTube!

Well aren't you just the belle of the ball!

He stared into the abyss for too long.

That was the most menacing cat-cow I've ever seen!

You think you like O.K. Soda but that's only because you haven't tried the refreshing taste of Surge, a complex, caffeinated blend of citrus flavors in a can from the fine folks at the Coca Cola company who were moved by popular demand to bring back the beloved soft drink and make it available only on Amazon where the…