I… feel so vindicated.

OOOOOOOOBAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

A front for a false flag drill wherein all the Billy Cosbys are rounded up into Walmart-FEMA Camps?

Thank god Matt's here to talk about what's really important.

SYNERGY!

He said I could download his music if I wanted. Joke's on him!

HAH! Take that, feminazis!

Reus sum.

I, for one, would like to welcome our new red haired overlord.

All the chefs I cooked for back when I did that sort of thing were entirely too high to care about being angry. They mostly just didn't want to be bothered and either left everything to sous chefs or spent their time schmoozing. It wasn't so bad.

Credo in unam AV Clubem, sitionem omnipotentem, factorem referentionum de familiam Simpsons, receptorem denariorum Amazone…

And I remain confident in my decision not to work there (since part of my field is ergonomics which measures movement and can be used for maximizing efficiency in these regimes).

Time to pull that trigger, bud!

Ave Clubia

Sic transit gloria AV Clubis

What if you drunkenly mumble it in your sleep? Better/worse?

Yeah, there was no need for that particular bit and it totally fell flat. Otherwise it was pretty funny.

Who would the ideal prankster for that be?

I thought he was great on Arrested Development. Sad to see he's fallen so far.

Rob Lowe: High As Fuck