Looks like it's time to bring back my much celebrated e-mail newsletter from 1996: "PsX NeWs & ViEwZ (NO NINTENTODDLERS ALLOWED)".

That part's a bit more complicated. See, your money is in Nigeria being held by a member of their royal family and we need you to make a one time deposit of $1,500 as a sign of good faith. Additionally, we'll need your banking information, social security number, and your mother's maiden name to ensure that you are,…

You're, like, internet famous.

When you the something eat it, of course.

Would it be fair to say you're leg disabled? That's the only way you're allowed to use that bigger restroom and the only valid excuse you can use if you accidentally press the summon help button.

Nature Discourse finds a way.

It's related to a company doing absolutely anything it can to reduce accidents on its property/among its fleet, and presumably is good for insurance purposes. I first encountered it at an international oil and gas company in Houston, Texas, but have heard about it elsewhere.

Yes, which is why a number of corporations require back in parking at their facilities and/or when using company vehicles.

Gimme a Tales of the Dying Earth anime and I'll die happy.

Every time I see this I get mad again.

For the past 25 years my father has been married to a woman who maintains a guest bedroom filled with collectible antique dolls (with a smattering of newer ones). All are really well made but that doesn't diminish the terror they inspire. Every once in a while I'll visit and one of my brothers and their family will be…

All our posts will wash away like tears in the rain.

You've really stopped making sense here, bud.

Satisfied.

The math checks out!

That is a great name and I want to immediately go dancing there all night in my finest H&M outfit.

Um that's because Joe is Jax' uncle. Aren't you paying attention, brother?

Fair enough. I was mostly going by memory but upon actually re-seeing it I think I agree. It was just a really great foreshadowing of things to come from Konami.

"Hello, we are two unfortunate guys who work at Konami with limited English-speaking ability and a crippling fear of public speaking. We work for cruel masters. Please enjoy the show!"

It's going to be really interesting to see who leads the future of Japanese gaming now that many of the pre-War and early post-War folks are retiring or passing away.