The sash on Mayor McCheese is rainbow, mommy! I want a dress!

I'm afraid that baby is actually the Antichrist. I wish there were some procedures in place to deal with this scenario but there just aren't. Even my HAZWOPER certifications haven't prepared me for this. I suggest seeking an attractive Italian Catholic priest and just hoping for the best.

That seems to be always what these issues are and frankly I didn't hear anything that sounded like profanity without being primed for it.

Those mugs and glasses are kind of a weird sentimental treasure for my siblings and me since our grandmother was fond of collecting them. It gives me a soft spot for McDonald's marketing kitsch.

Do they spend most of the time talking about Lafonda and how they were *this close* to hosting Weekend Update?

Well with all the gay marryin' goin' on you gotta be extra vigilant.

Is there a specific kind of pareidolia that sets in when some parents buy their children toys and watch Disney movies? I never notice these things without a good amount of priming and honestly none of these Minions sound like they're saying anything other than noise put out through a cheap chip.

The cold water is pretty unpleasant at first but you get used to it after a minute or two.

Now I know how my siblings feel (they're all 15+ years my senior).

That Charly Charly thing goes back a ways and has roots in a Latin American cultures. http://www.washingtonpost.c…

I'm really knot up for a pun thread.

So the kid died in the long ago, far away time of 1995?

So how much does a doughnut licked by Ariana Grande go for?

Say hi to Slick Rick!

Oh I'm super excited to see what it winds up being, I meant my comment more as a joke.

Rabin is vindicated.

That's great and all, but we still don't know what Firewatch is.

pubesoap is actually my sock puppet. Sorry for the confusion.

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You want me to mind my own business on a public forum? lol OK, pal.