The hell is wrong with you? You might want to take a step back and think about who is acting like a "brat" here.

It's like a messenger bag instead of a hat, though.

I should have said "Ozploitation". Apologies.

That's why I do what my cats want every time without hesitation.

That's a wrap! I'm torta-lly done with this.

It was always present before but the proliferation of web 2.0 social interaction shit in the last 15 years or so has really made it almost unavoidable. I'm glad more and more sites have removed the utterly worthless comment sections from their news stories. It's fine on a relatively niche pop culture website where…

The Andorrans famously favored the Confederacy during the War. It's not surprising to see them pulling for a comeback.

No, I was just reading "pain" as the French word for bread so I could steer us back into synonyms for "submarine sandwich" because I'm a god damn monster.

Sounds awesome! I do have a weird thing for Australia.

If we're going to start using French then I'm gonna need you to brioche another topic because I'm curious about what kind of a grinder Subway must be to work for.

Sounds like he fits right in. Does he have a dark enlightenment blog I can follow?

You're going to send me into a pita despair.

Man, Wake in Fright was weird but kind of got me into Australian cinema last year. I'm never randomly getting drunk and gambling in the Outback if I visit Straya.

Probably right before the mandatory sex demonstrations.

We need to bring the story of Noah back into the classroom so kids know the REAL meaning of the rainbow!

Well I guess that's probably about as exciting and inflammatory as New Zealand gets.

Was the tape wrapped in lamb wool with "NOT FOR AUSSIE POOFS" scrawled on it?

Even the meatball hero. It was the best sandwich a po' boy like me could afford.

All my heroes are dead.

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