starred for Pia Zadora cosplay.  

I don’t know what I like more, that Hough turns to the camera liks getting smacked in the face with a hat was the greatest moment of her life or that Abdul appears to be totally invested in Pia Zadora cosplay now.

Daily reminder: the diamond market is bullshit from top to bottom, and nobody should participate in it in any way, shape, or form. There are plenty of shiny rocks if that’s what tickles your fancy.

I’m sure millennials will get blamed for killing off jewelry stores. It’s almost as if millennials aren’t targeting specific products, but rather the entire philosophy of an outdated culture of objectification...

Evidently, every kiss did not begin with "okay."

“It was very surreal. Generally people who are caught doing this always deny it, ‘No, no, no.’ He didn’t. He continued.

Before or after he became a born again asshole? Well, I’ve heard he was an asshole before, but at least he was a more interesting asshole.

Saying “Do you have any idea who I am?” to famous people just might be my new favorite power move.

Takes one to know one.

Much less hot now, would not do.

Well, that explains why he thought he could be president. 

That judge should have closed his mouth.

Rich people vs rich people. Maybe we’ll get lucky and they’ll both lose?

She bought it for $2.8M?

Will he be Joaquin on water?

That’s nice that you feel ashamed of what you did. You should. As a woman who was a teenage girl on one of those lists, who still vividly remembers the humiliation and degradation as a consequence, I must ask you:

Great. Fuck ‘em both. In my dreams, this ends like Death Becomes Her with the two of them continually disfiguring each other and then spackling themselves back together.

I mean, to be fair, she talk excellent too.

As The World Burns

You know, with this comment, and another comment she made about Harvey Weinstein in the mid 90s, I say we should just start asking Courtney Love about all sorts of famous dudes, and see what she says.