The people in these “backwards states” are the ones leaving water and supplies. 

So they'll be tracking down & prosecuting all those vandals taking advantage of the shutdown soon?

I’m sure it’s happened, and I’m prepared to be proven wrong, but it never seems to be hot men that needlessly shit on women’s appearances. It’s always either an awkward dude with poor posture and greasy hair, an older dude that somehow looks at least ten years older than his actual age, or a dirty dude with a…

Pluto’s revenge...

I’m very much looking to the reckoning of white ladies in Hollywood who have propped themselves up on the terrible behavior of ‘good men’ around them that they continue to employ while disregarding their abusive behavior for the sake of keeping their careers afloat as the face of feminism. Lena Dunham is just the tip…

I think Madge considers herself to be the Highlander of Pop Divas.

Orange you going to apologise for that terrible pun?

I tried one of those probiotic cleansers once. The first time I used it, I found the scent unusual, but not unpleasant, and familiar but I couldn’t place it. The second time it hit me what it smelled like: dirt. My facial cleanser smelled like dirt.

I don't care how good it works. Anything that smells like hot dog water isn't getting smeared on my face. Rule #1 of face stuff is Must Smell Inoffensive. 

Pish-posh. Go big or go gnome: La Mer The Essence is $ 2,500 for 3 × o.5 ounces.

I’ve never watched it because I can’t even stand looking at Franco’s face. I’ve never understood the public’s fascination with him. He’s not very funny. He’s not a particularly good serious actor. He gets treated like some savant because he was pursuing a PhD in poetry or something. He appears to keep pretty busy, and…

But has anyone asked Alison Brie what she thinks of Maggie Gyllenhaal’s opinion of James Franco? 

Democrats everywhere need to fucking grow a pair. The shit we’re fighting for benefits EVERYONE. Living wages. Medicare for all. Affordable (or preferably free) Higher Education. Criminal Justice reform. Fuck playing nice, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY let’s get this shit done

It was disappointing to be on the receiving end of such disrespectful behavior from my current representative, but ultimately I’m focused on my campaign

The Beastie Boys.

The election is five weeks away. The political landscape could look very different after that--these yahoos have really relied on their control of the House and Senate to keep investigations from happening, and they’ve been so blatant and sloppy about their corruption that they’ve really got a house of cards ready to…

Anyone with a smidgen less entitlement would have withdrawn their name by now. This guys a fucking sociopath. A raging drunk sociopath. 

Go ahead, conservatives. Find a bunch of highly-credible and professionally-successful women willing to accuse democratic SCOTUS nominees of sexual assault.

If I were Senate Democratic leadership in a Democratic-controlled Senate post-election, and we manage to reach that point without filling that seat, I am absolutely telling trump, “Nominate whoever you want, but we’re not holding a vote for anyone prior to the 2020 election unless his name is Merrick Fucking Garland.”

Bart’O McGangRape needs to go home and save his marriage.