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*shrugs* lol I’m ready for them. it’s New Zealand possum cull fur. (Look it up before you say ick, they aren’t North American rat-creatures) They’re an introduced species who demolish 20,000 tons of vegetation nightly and also prey on New Zealand’s endangered native ground-dwelling birds and their nests. They have no…

There are always Serena Joys willing to throw other women under the bus for their place in the patriarchy. Nothing’s changed. Cool girls abound.

#SunglassesWhoWork

NO JEZEBEL DON’T LISTEN, YOUR HATE WILL MAKE YOU STRONG

I have celiac disease which also makes me intolerant to dairy, and I had absolutely no issues eating in Italy, even in the tiniest restaurants. It was hands down the easiest country I’ve visited.

I kind of want to break up with me.

COLD SHOULDERS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF. every time i think i find a cute shirt it’s “WHOOPS THERES A GIANT GAP TO SHOW OFF 3 INCHES OF YOUR SHOULDER FOR NO REASON.” sorry for the caps i’m very angry

Guys! I had a baby last week! 22 hours of labor, 3 hours of pushing and 1 csection later the little dude has arrived. And I basically haven’t slept since my water broke last week on Thursday evening ( technically Friday at 1 am). He’s great, very gassy and prone to waking up and only wanting to sleep while sitting on…

Hey guys! Here’s your scheduled Catalina update: she’s doing great, actually! In the past few weeks she’s come down to 0,5 liters of oxygen (22% as opposed to the 21% we all breathe) and doing great on it even when sleeping. I think she may be off supplemental oxygen within 2 months, which YAY, but it doesn’t mean…

You might need more help than we can offer if your tits are on your back, sounds like things have really taken a turn for the worse!

yes please more lezebel

anyone remember “pot psychology” that came out on fridays w rich and tracy? that was my friend groups way of kicking off our weekends, get stoned w pot psychology. oh the good days of college.

Best way to have improved this entire article would be to make the following amendment to a section title:

I miss old Jez too! Remember disemvoweling? It was fun to try to figure out what the comment said, lol.

I miss Pot Psychology so much.

Literally, the most insensitive thing any person could say to a couple going through infertility treatment is ‘why don’t you just adopt’ like it’s going to the fucking pound and getting a puppy. I spent a fortune on IVF and it was still cheaper than adoption.

I still like Jezebel but I really miss the way it was back in the day. Pot psychology was my favorite! Over time this site just started taking itself way too seriously. It used to be more fun

Gah, I so miss Hole. I really fucking wish Courtney was able to churn out some more great stuff. Celebrity Skin was like the pop record I needed in high school a zillion years ago....

I am so sick of the Chainsmokers I want them to start chain smoking and prematurely die.