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Oh please the Golden Globes would nominate Nicole Kidman and Reese Witherspoon for Bewitched and This Means War if it meant they’d walk the red carpet.

Last time I was over at GOMI was just before xoJane shut up shop. God how I miss that shitshow.

Beauty bloggers? Drama?

Sometimes babies need to go places, too. You sound like my roommate when she says children don’t belong on the subway.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is one of my favorite shows, ever.

I thought his mama don’t like her and she likes everyone.

raise your hand if you’re completely, totally, 100% OVER chris pratt.

This is the website where we all voted missionary the best sexual position. I think some of you guys are kidding yourself about when, if ever, this crowd was anything other than basic.

Can’t she just use the safe word like most of us?

Wait. Does this mean that Jacinda from Real World: London is going to be there as Gabriel Macht’s plus-one? This annoys me. I have never forgiven her for letting her dog poop all over the Real World house.

Now I just want a compatible partner :/

😂😂Is it cold in here or are you cheaply bedazzled?

I just dropped a raw chicken in the floor and realized that I am definitely not quite as sober as I thought I was.

I AM FUCKING RETURNING YOUR ASS TO THE GRAYS TONIGHT. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dear Jezebel writers, just so you know, I will click on each and every Meghan/Harry article you post. thank you.

when talking with other men do you use the word pussy a lot?

I tried so hard to listen to this at work. But the one who kept saying Suits sucked and watched like half of one episode.. Seriously how do you have enough info to form an opinion on it? Also the royal wedding has to take place in that time fram because of the time allotted with the UK fiancee visa. I swear your site

Anne Helen Peterson is the shit. I’ve been reading her since her days at the Hairpin. Armie Hammer is a giant baby.

It was exactly what I’ve come to expect from Anne Helen Petersen- a well-researched article that both covers the individual subject while also reflecting on society (and in particular Hollywood) in general.