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Hey, if Bobby was able to get personal facetime with Megyn Kelly, anything is possible!

We all are waiting for him to die.

No.

My friend, your knowledge of royal tiaras is absolutely delightful and I hope you keep us informed on any other tidbits like this as the wedding planning stories pop up.

The film is about death and separation

You can either let him sink, or you can have him contact you 15 years later asking to sleep on your couch. Which would you choose?

One of my 10th graders walked into my room this morning, beaming. “We’re gonna have a Black princess, y’all!”

Prince Harry called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be the best man at their wedding, but I’d have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

Cant believe prince harry is marrying an eighty year old british detective lady … ohhh miss Markle, never mind.

To be perfectly honest, she’s a big goddamn breath of fresh air for The Royal Family.

I’d posted on a Saturday night social months ago about my husband treating me poorly, and a number of commenters guessed he was having an affair. Recently, I found a treasure trove of evidence of multiple infidelities going back years. I calmly collected copies for myself and my lawyer and moved out the following

I am so, so sorry. The only thing that I can tell you is that my parents walked up to the brink like four times that I know of, and they stayed together for really bad reasons. In doing so, they lost decades of their lives, and by extension decades of potential happiness. I sincerely hope that, despite the current

I could really use some love right now. My husband just told me that he wasn’t willing to try on our marriage. We’re ending.

I am 14 years too old

Hi there. I will sound like so many other women who said similar things to me... actually, I won’t sound like them. Because what I say is not what I was told.

Good for her. Sounds like you’re raising a solid kid despite their inability to “correct” her.

It’s simply nice, dude. Have you never just been happy to hear that other people are happy?

Why...isn’t it? They’re a celebrity power couple and her whole brand is that she’s a super chill lifestyle icon, who cooks easy, great food and is open about not being a perfect mom. They are nice and funny, and I for one, am delighted to hear this happy news in a shitstorm of ugly.

OMG A LATE-BREAKING ENTRY IN THE SCARY STORIES CONTEST, WHAT A TWIST

Don’t blame me. I voted for Boaty McBoatface.