You know, there's a whole article underneath the headline that you're also supposed to read.

You know, sometimes I think about how exciting it is that I get to marry my partner soon, when it would not have been legal at all a handful of years ago. And that I get to legally call her my family, and imagine us growing into sassy weird old ladies together.

Could go with Ada, after Ada Lovelace? One of the pioneers of what would become computing and foresaw a world where machines would be capable of increasingly creative, elaborate, and complex tasks to the point of being able to compete with humans.

How about Normani (a less shrill 5th Harmony alum) as Mya?

Ab’sent

But the shit.  The shit seems unnecessary.

Those goats look a hell of a lot like sheep.

The marriage isn’t straight or hetero - because Miley is queer. I don’t care about her “redefining” comment, she sounds like an idiot, but can you guys not be biphobic/panphobic/queerphobic? thx.

I’m sorry, but no one has to perform queerness or gayness for you to prove it, and shame on you for this nonsense.

Your Gossip Girl reboot is not going to happen any time soon.

Men as a group have proven to be a real burden for her in life. Between the usual slut-shaming, victim-blaming, and violating misogynistic false allegations that come with being young and female in the public eye, having her nude photos hacked, the groping, the Manchester bombing,  Kanye weaponizing male privilege…

I feel like saying Lil Xan is a rapper without couching that in scare quotes is journalistic malpractice.

Literally me. I can take selfies- sort of? I guess because I can control it. But if I see a picture of me taken by someone else I freak out.

I had my picture taken for a brochure that exists at a college I graduated from.  I am terrified I’ll see it one day.  I don’t want to see it.  Ever.

I can relate, I guess. I’m thrown into a depression every time I see a photo of myself, regardless of how I’m dressed or styled. 

I was more skeptical that they stuck Nick Jonas at the head of the table???? 

That was a really odd casting decision. She also didn’t look like the other two sisters at all.

You think it really took more than two weeks to make this song? I mean, have you listened to it?

Casseroles in general seem like they are for people who don’t like actual food

I noticed an uptick in those last years, and this year seems in line with that (and possibly worse? I’m not sure because any time it clicks with me that that’s the direction the story is going, I stop reading and scroll on... whereas last year I read more of them). I think it might be the effect of all the #metoo…

Biebs looks like a walking armpit.