I swear, every day I see something new that makes me so glad to be gay. 

Counterpoint: wearing ugly stuff is fun, and prioritizing “fun” over “attractive” is always a good call.

I think this could be a good show, if written from the real Delilah’s point of view. You’re a college athlete with a steady boyfriend. You meet some guy at a party who develops a crush on you, and he turns out to be in a rock band. He writes a bland but catchy song about your pretend long-distance relationship, with…

Seriously, as a woman I spend enough time not feeling thin enough. I just do not have any fucks left to give when it comes to my eyebrows. As long as hairs aren’t meeting in the middle and they generally fall in the same direction, I’m happy. Plus, I LIKE the full brow look. I thought we learned our lesson in the 90s…

The British version of Grace and Frankie looks awesome! 

WOULD YOU LISTEN TO THIS RAPIST BITCH TALKING ABOUT BOUNDARIES.

Best response in this entire thread, imo. 

It has very much negatively impacted my day! Cheers!

I’m pleased to see that Antoni is just as annoying in real life as I find him on the show. Jonathan shutting him down about the Colorado cake Baker was perfect. 

“I’d rather be sitting at my house, doing something productive, than dressing up in really expensive clothes and being photographed on a red carpet… To do the self-indulgent ‘Look at me, I’m amazing’ thing on the red carpet, it’s not me.”

Broccolini. Why bother?

It’s that she lacks “rich person with a trust fund” hair - in every picture of her, her hair is frazzled, has split ends, poor color, and poor trimming. Rich people with a ton of time on their hands, like a trust funder, would be spending time every month going to a salon to get doted on, have some one to talk to, etc…

Yes, I believe I mentioned that. Last time.

is lil tay short for elizabeth taylor the same way bobby flay is short for robert flavor and elon musk is elongated muskrat?

As someone who came of age in the early days of the internet when you were advised to never give out your real name to anyone, the real identity aspect of Facebook always sat weird with me. It’s not like I’m ashamed of anything I do online or am a different person online than I am offline, but I don’t really have…

I mean... “The Skinny Guy” sounds terrifying.

This makes me much more confident in naming my first born Augmented Fourth.

She looks enough like Luna Lovegood that my headcanon is well satisfied.

but what do I know?

It reminds me of the early 2000s when Paris Hilton was a thing and we heard about her every breath of air. I was working for a national media company at the time, and one of the things we put out every day was an entertainment news roundup. It was always full of Paris Hilton, even when she hadn’t done anything.