Have you tried standing next to the tree?

So people should have to live with their shitty decisions the rest of their life? Who are you, Satan?

I disagree with you and I’m kind of sad that you hijacked my personal trauma comment for this. I don’t think growing up with trauma should be celebrated in any way, but living and speaking your truth should. I think, as intelligent humans, we can make the distinction between “growing up girl” and “growing up trans…

Not sure if we have many Australians here - but some good news from Down Under. The country has just held a nationwide postal survey on a proposal to allow same sex couples to marry.

A biracial immigrant is taking British jobs!

So you’re saying it’s easily available and affordable?

I think perfumes are kind of “out”, but whatever, people will buy it and she knows that.

I would be thrilled to see Trump as a corpse at every funeral. That would be fucking awesome.

Because we’ve been talking about Taika Waititi, I read your comment in a Kiwi accent. Those leps.

My boyfriend, Taika Waititi.

IT’S COURAGEOUS FOR A WOMAN TO SPEAK OUT LIKE THIS AT ANY POINT IN HER CAREER

Forgive me if this is blunt, but why exactly do you feel the need to say something to your handyman about his politics? What point would that serve? It’s not like you’re going to change his mind—if he’s talking about Hilary Rotten Clinton, he’s already drunk the Kool-Aid. As far as I can see, all it would do would…

I find it chilling. A lot of people criticize it for being shallow, but they’re all wet—it’s actually really deep.

A few years ago Jez ran an article about bell hooks calling Beyonce a terrorist, and a lot of people wrote comments either saying “I have no idea who bell hooks is and why is she doing some hipster thing with her name?” or “this bell hooks WISHES she was as good as Beyonce!” and it was amazing to see them get on their…

If only there were some way for you to look up who she was, find her music and possibly listen to it.

good for you that you need to inform everyone that you don’t know who she is. I’m sure everyone cares what you recognize and what you don’t.

“69% battery left”

He really unapologetically loves EDM and is good friends with The Chainsmokers. There you go. This would have to be massive negative points on The Good Place.

I wasn’t on the I Hate Ansel Elgort train before, but I was on a plane last week that played Fault in Our Stars (I could not escape!) and now I’m the engineer, ticket-taker and brakeperson. Never thought I’d live to see the day when I’d be happy a kid died of cancer, but that’s the magic of Ansel Elgort, I guess.

With everything hideous happening in the world right now I’ve NEVER BEEN HAPPIER to read a skincare article. I read it with a ferocity reserved for the great Russian novelists. I read parts of it out loud. I opened every link in a new window. Thanks for throwing us some fluff. If I cry over my laptop anymore this week…