He is, honestly, the sweetest guy - I’m well aware how lucky I was to get someone who not only accepted me/my issues, but proactively works to ensure I’m ok and safe and happy.

I had the same feeling, but got around it by making sure my partner knew my feelings about that when we moved in together- he offered to always be the one who left if I needed space. That has meant that he has slept on friends’ couches, inflatable beds, and in spare rooms; stayed back at his parents’ house for a few…

As an inveterate “walking around in my underwear in a hotel room” person, we blatantly DGAF.

Whenever I read this:

If this is real, it’s footage from the most oddly-placed security camera in history. Who puts a security camera at eye level several inches out from a corridor wall?

This week I had an ultrasound and my little fetus is the right size and looking perfect and never. stops. moving. :D

for the bes’ poke, please consider using a bespoke condom, fellas.

Issa Rae. I just binge watched Insecure and she freaking lights up the world when she smiles. Beautiful is one thing; to me, stunning includes having a presence and she does more than any other new actress I’ve seen in years.

I recently bleached my hair because I’m going for the super villain look. But I do miss my brown hair color.

Catalina should be coming home on or around the 10th - just one more weekend to go!! This week she had a bunch of testing done to see what she will need for home care. So far we know she will need her CPAP for at least 2-3 months and she doesn’t need a g-tube for her feeds (we’re still working on downing the whole…

I managed to finish one of the shittiest weeks of my life without self harming or throwing my computer out the window and to be honest the weekend has been awesome so far.

Why does charity have to be classy?

I’m only okay with thos if Kristen Stewart gets to keep her butch stoner look and her character gets to be gay.

Grace and Frankie does this older, better, and funnier.

Neck AND neck, like in a horse race. Not neck in neck. This is not a turducken of necks.

Jerks have been around making excuses for their behavior since the dawn of time. Your boyfriend’s problem isn’t coffee. And coffee can be made at home and drunk out of a mug. Excessive refuse is the result of a choice to buy expensive take out caffeinated beverages. Don’t blame the coffee bean!

Normally I hate performance art, but I am disappointed that I missed this.

Having burritos before heading to a sex party would seem like the first mistake of the evening.

I’m pretty sure you should not be eating ANY burritos before that event!

See, I thought there was going to be a noble rank theme. Like their names would be Kaiser, Czar and Sultana.