She’s Angelina Jolie.

on or about her wedding day, if memory serves.

Sorry but the worst part of Gossip Girl was Eric.

Gossip Girl was great thanks to Leighton Meester.

Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

She’s freaking 28 years old, she’s coming into herself as a person

Nicki Minaj could and should be a lot more selective about which singers’ tracks she adds her vocals to.

Well, it’s his right to be hellish.

Bond. Jane Bond.

I’m going to guess it’s either Lighthouse Blade or Shark Noir. I don’t know why, those both just feel right.

I take longer than 15 minutes. Some of us are ugly as shit and need makeup to look human.

Right. Kim Kardashian doesn’t drink unless she’s promoting a nightclub or whatever. Even then I doubt she does.

I’ll have you know I waste time in myriad ways-putting crap on my face is just one of them, and it’s nowhere close to being the most frivolous.

#teambush

Oh my God, guys. Why can’t we all just get along? Let’s sit down with a Pepsi and solve racism.

I’m sorry but I had to.

What, you don’t resolve sensitive intimacy issues with the person you cherish by blurting “fix yourself” on the way out the door? Figuring out who to blame and then refusing to participate further is at the very heart of the complex dance of love! Sigh.