Girl dated the biebs, obviously suffers from bad judgement

The excuse to work for him is that he is such a genius auteur engaging in brilliant filmcraft.

Yeah, I dunno. I see what they’re trying to do. But maybe coffee should just be for staying awake, not staying woke.

I think “creamed jeans” already speaks volumes.

SZA’s album is approaching the type of good that will require her disappearing off the face of the planet, a la Lauryn Hill, D’Angelo, Dave Chappelle, Frank Ocean etc. I hope she does not do this to me.

Doughpends on the speaker.

My 16 year old son accidentally put my jeans on once. He said he couldn’t understand why they were so comfortable in the waist but so tight in the legs.

I haven’t read Cosmo since I was in high school (fun fact: Cosmo is where I actually learned about p in v sex. Sex Ed matters, folks), but what the actual fuck kind of name is “The Skimm”, and why isn’t that just the entire article?

My son is 14. He’s gay, so I don’t have to worry. But my god, the idea of him being a dad at 19 is dizzying. He once accidentally wore my Chelsea boots because he thought they were his. He wondered why his shoes felt squishy.

Ok, everybody else can pack it in, because ddawn3 wins.

I randomly stumbled upon an Instagram photo where the caption revealed a baby name of Spradley (for a girl), and it shook me to my core. SPRADLEY.

Gravity? Pfft. I’m naming my kid Electroweak.

She! And he! Had an it! Yay!

Words cannot express how horribly bad of an idea this show is right now. I mean, these are smart people- do they lack any sense?

From what he’s saying, he’s had to structure his whole life, even his relationships, around avoiding invasive stalkers who follow his every move. He did his job well and moved on (like the most of the rest of the world) but he still has to look over his shoulder, for who knows how long. Maybe forever? That sucks.

RPatz had people scratching their necks open and offering to let him drink. Dude is allowed to be freaked out for forever over that.

even though Wonder Woman has grossed more globally ($750 million worldwide and still going) compared to Man of Steel’s $668 million worldwide or The Watchmen’s $185 million worldwide.

Hi I’m a stay at home clown and my wife makes god’s eyes to sell at craft fares. We have a budget of 650,000, and we MUST have a 3 car garage, walk in closet, granite counter tops WITH an island, an open concept, basement for storage, a bonus room, an office, and a large master suite. Plus we need a big backyard for…

I think the entire Discovery network jumped the shark with that terrible terrible mermaid “documentary” a few years ago.