Welcome, time traveler! Your mastery of the internet belies your century-old origins. Bully!

This made me laugh, stop laughing, then start laughing all over again three separate times.

When are white people gonna learn that we are no longer allowed to disagree with, dislike, or take issue with anything a black person says or does? Come on honkies, everything black people do is perfect and great and beyond reproach!

For a bit of context, Nationals owner Ted Lerner is the 86th richest person in the world with an estimated net worth of $5.9 billion, and the Nationals’ $165.5 million payroll in 2015 was the fifth-highest in baseball.