Snooker? I barely new him. *Farts*

No Way. Bryce is fast and loose. With a sick hose and 8 hole range. Have you ever seen chin hairs do pushups? What has Boychinco done recently? Sugar plums dancing? tsarist dance propoganda on facebook? I guess I mean to say that The Nutcracker is definitely the best.

Twitter? That is a step too far.

That is gymnast level idiocy right and up there. U do you, tho.

Ugh Patreon though. It’s right there in the name.

Soft Brexit is my new fav name for NBA defense.

Why so angressive? Hey! Horton, come here bud! C’mon! Come. Seriously COME HERE. No not there, no no no NO! Come here buddy!

I’m jaded most of the time, but this is just great in it’s simplicity. Thanks Gi!

Threadbare ideas are about as useful as that there threadbare blanket in the midst of a Minny winter. 

How Cox continues to limp along like this, and somehow has a good ranking within the local market at least, it is just the craziest thing. Hardworking people would and do pay a ton for the product on display, with their time, wall-space, general flatulence, and alot of cheese dip. If there is one thing this nation…

How Cox continues to limp along like this, and somehow has a good ranking within the local market at least, it is just the craziest thing. Hardworking people would and do pay a ton for the product on display, with their time, wall-space, general flatulence, and alot of cheese dip. If there is one thing this nation…

Spongebob’s Squidward Q. Tentacles

Spongebob’s Squidward Q. Tentacles

Definition of blue collar, that Grover.

I cannot find a Lizardo who practiced medicine in the continental US, so this is weird. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter though. Do you have an RBC feed?

Yes and I will never wash my left deltoid again. Next question?

How drunk was the producer of the Mighty D’s? I mean, first off, you take some good Gordon’s gin, like the have in limos. Then you find the Bombay, not sapphire you idiots - the regular Bombay, that’s left in the floor cupboard for when Aunt Lisa visits.

The world is a flat circle, like my chin bar.

Pelican Curry is bad for my bowels. Zero stars. Never eating here again.

This is about as non-consensual as I can stand. But perhaps the hero I need is not the one I deserve.