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Rich people are a minority so you were just angry at the wrong minorities. Misplaced ire is all the rage these days!

Authorities just released a photo of the two guys William H. Macy met with to start this process:

My point is that your environmentally friendly comment is total BS since the amount of aluminum used in making a scooper doesn’t really effect anything. 

My point is that your environmentally friendly comment is total BS since the amount of aluminum used in making a…

Have you seen the reviews that talk about how the aluminum pitts and starts flaking off within a month?

Have you seen the reviews that talk about how the aluminum pitts and starts flaking off within a month?

Still robbed by the DSHOF voters:

The Williams College Ephs heartily accept the challenge ....

I don’t agree with you,

good freaking lord

my man kicks his left foot out on those forehands like he’s doing the hokey-pokey back there

Is that a Lunchable?

“They”? Who’s “they”? Ancient Aliens? The Toledo mafia? The ghosts of those killed by Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD?

I know he was being stupid and breaking the law, but I do have some pity for him just for the three seconds of free fall he experienced where he thought he was going to die. I’ve had that nightmare, so I know how scary it is.

Have a star, you witty robot.

They tried to book Sisqo, but he canceled last week when he could no longer see that Thon.

Next you're going to tell me my puka shell necklace and frosted tips aren't hip. 

Any grown man wearing that necklace is guilty.