Ok class, here’s some shoe polish. Half of the class put this on your face. You are the slaves. The other half of the class, you’re the slave owners. Now buy and sell your classmates. This will...uh...learn you some stuff. 

Lavrov was in DC today. I’m sure he gave Tulsi her orders before leaving, so we’ll probably find out tomorrow. 

Yeah a famous guy worth over 200 million is hurting for pussy. 

Wait, you’re supposed to clean your oven?

Wait, you’re supposed to clean your oven?

Part of ordering that $250 scotch is the experience of ordering it in a nice place. Same could be said for having a nice steak in a restaurant or ordering a lobster. The letter writer may have a lot of nice bottles to choose from at home, but wants to go out and celebrate. Your suggestion is great and all, but what…

Kev’s storyline about being upset he wasn’t “molestable” is a blatant rip-off of Season 1 Episode 7 of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia(Charlie got molested). 

What the actual fuck did I just read??

Jello Biafra is fucking awesome.

I for one am GLAAD you pointed out this useless piece of information. 

Do you think he should embrace being truly non-binary if he isn’t?

Remember folks get your gender fluid replaced every 9 months along with your transmission fluid.

The Jeffersons was a great show. But what is a BDW impersonator, or a BDW?

We really need to be impeaching President Ben Ghazi. 

If you don’t TWEET you don’t want people to EAT.

Don’t you realize that cherry picked statistics make it totally justified for white people to physically prevent black people from entering and exiting buildings? Jeez, what’s wrong with you?

I was thinking Foyer Felicia, but Vestibule Vanessa is better. 

I mean, that sucks but I’m more concerned about the fact that he is removing food from the mouths of poor people for fun. .

I don’t know much about Ed Asner except he was on the Mary Tyler Moore show, but he couldn’t be worse than the collection of ghouls currently inhabiting this administration. 

If the unemployment rate hits a certain point, like it has in many many poor white rural areas, the rules don’t apply. This is specifically aimed at poor people in cities and not poor people in rural white areas. 

Despite what some people may thing, it’s possible to care about something and not tweet about it.