Trump’s handicap is way more than 2.8. It’s mostly his narcissism, compulsive lying and well below average intelligence. 

I agree.

“Bernie Surrogate” actually has a meaning. You don’t have to wonder what it means. 

The chances of Bernie getting the Democratic nomination for president are approximately -100000000000%. 

Go to the next bodega down the street. They’re literally everywhere in major cities. 

I mean it seems logical to assume that they didn’t cover it more than that because there really isn’t any interest. Deadspin is trying to get clicks. Basically no one watches women’s professional hockey, so basically no one will click on an article about women’s professional hockey. 

Community is one of my favorite shows in the half-hour network comedy format, but it probably should have ended sooner than it did. That last season was pretty awful. 

The foot long chili cheese dogs are fucking great. 

Can I get a small in a large cup so I can add my own vodka?

It’s been great for watching the NCAA tournament and my guilty pleasure which is Survivor, but that is the only thing I’ve used it for. Probably not really worth it but it’s like $5 so it’s not a huge expense. 

I can’t imagine someone kissing a woman in a professional setting in 2019. At least where I work(very large tech company in the pharma industry), it doesn’t happen and would not be accepted at all. 

You’re right, racism definitely isn’t a problem in America.

Right wingers are so horny for this story. It’s weird. 

Meanwhile 62 cents out of every tax dollar goes to the defense budget. 

This is one of the stranger deployments of whataboutism that I’ve ever encountered. The President is “following in the footsteps” of a member of the House of Representatives? The fact that he doesn’t know what’s in his own budget is somehow related to Nancy Pelosi? Can you expand on what the point you are trying to…

If you get to the point in your life where you dislike the Special Olympics and feel as though they should be defunded, you need to take a personal inventory because you’ve become a truly bad person. 

You’re absolutely right. It’s such a miniscule part of the budget it’s very obvious that they are just doing it to be mean. The US federal government spending $17 Million is like you or I dropping a penny. 

Can we just launch this fucking ghoul in to the sun already?

This is definitely the best Lil Kim take I have ever read. 

Or, and bear with me here, maybe we could let people live their lives as they choose to and not stone anyone. I know it’s a radical idea but it just might work.