The thought of Kentucky Democrats staying home because they were so sure of a Democratic victory in a statewide election, once again in fucking Kentucky, is one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard of. 

Japan should definitely stop doing that, because it’s fucking horrific. 

I for one am shocked that a member of the Dallas Cowboys is involved in something like this. This is going to tarnish their otherwise spotless record. 

No, they are adamant about this anti-vaxx shit because they are fucking morons.

Martha only wants a half of a slice because she’s watching her diet. Martha will generally eat 10 half slices. She will not however eat the last half slice that will sit in the box until it is thrown away by the cleaning crew. 

It’s 2019, you can’t bring peanut butter to anywhere.

You just need to get the condiments on the side. One because they make the sandwiches mushy and two because(to channel Drew Magary for a moment) not everyone wants fucking mayo all over everything.

Unless you’re teaching a history class that is covering WWII, you should probably avoid talking about Hitler to school kids. 

She’s 52 and looks 72. That’s way too old for Trump. 

Are you saying that Andre the Giant was bodyslammed by someone else before Hulk Hogan did it? That seems unlikely. 

What a Nut(ley)!

Is there anything else you don’t personally like that we should put on the ban list?

There isn’t one. According to the federal government cannabis has no medical value. 

Prohibition is such an effective policy, we should apply it to more things. It always works. 

I mean half the midwest is currently under water. I don’t think anything will make it sink in with some people. 

That’s not really fair. There is no indication that he is a ‘former’ lobbyist. He seems to be continuing that job in tandem with his current one. 

How about no channel that features children can be monetized?

To be fair, the ‘protections’ that non-youtube child actors is completely lacking as well. 

Problem with those SSRIs is that they can take weeks to a month to take effect. Serious PPD is an emergency and waiting that long is a problem. 

I miss that show!